Morning Blogdome: Barack, You're Out Of Your Element

[email protected] is the place you want to be. For tips. To Blogdome, that is. • This isn't 'Nam. There are rules: Professional bowlers offer their services to help the new president get the most out of his private bowling alley. I heard he doesn't roll on Saturday. [ Selfish Teams + Steady Burn] • What is best in life?: Derrick Rose will eat your children. Do not defy him or you will face his wrath. [ Dock Squad Sports] • Great seats still available: San Diego Padres fans do the unthinkable—give up their season tickets to Petco Park. Well, they shouldn't have any problem getting walk-ups on game day. [ Rumors and Rants] • We're No. 1: Oh ... so that's what those foam fingers are for! [ Home Run Derby]