Morning Blogdome: Girls Who Are Boys

• Thank heavens for little... boys?: "And then they realize... this isn't Madeleine. In fact, this isn't a girl, it's a boy. Who looks nothing like Madeleine McCann. Who belongs to a famous Croatian model and Dino Drpic, an international Croatian footballer who plays for Dinamo Zagreb." [ Unprofessional Foul] • Chicks dig the Fosbury Flop: "Yes, ladies, there are more where this comes from... Russian. High Jumper. Model. Wow." [ Ladies...] • Clinton Portis is getting awfully good at this disguise business: We're not huge fans of random cheerleader pictures, but we are suckers for a "French and Indian Wars" joke. It's been far too long since we invaded Quebec, if you know what we mean. And you do. [ Kissing Suzy Kolber] • How about Bill Wirtz? Maybe? We'll get the shovel: "Ah, the doldrums of an NHL blogger during the summer. No reports of Mike Keenan making players cry, Chris Chelios is regenerating in Jaye Davidson’s sarcophagus, and Marty Turco’s gender solidifies off the ice. What am I supposed to mock?" [ Melt Your Face-Off]