Morning Blogdome: Jay Buhner Only Feels Complete When He's Shaving The Heads Of Elderly Women

• He will cut you: "The Everett Aqua Sox of the Northwest League must have gotten similar complaints because today they are giving out free “Buhner Buzz Cuts” by none other then Jay Buhner himself. This was an old promotion in Seattle when he played there in the 90’s (although I don’t think he actually shaved the people’s heads then) and if you think you’re too old or that a “Buhner Buzz” might not be the best look for you then apparently you know nothing about hair styles as this picture suggests." [ The Angry T] • The Favre bump:" If you’re a Jets fan and haven’t gotten your tickets yet, I’m sorry to tell you that you’ll be paying about $115 more per ticket. Yesterday the average price of a Jets ticket on Stubhub was $138, and today it is $253."[ Sports Crackle Pop] • There will be blood. Again. "Ken-Flo" (another awesome nickname, and by "awesome" I mean awful) is the official MMA fighter of Rumors and Rants and has been since Cro Cop fell off the face of the earth after a couple of ignominious defeats in the UFC. Florian is the second-most well-rounded fighter on the card behind St. Pierre and has few or no holes in his game. He's got crazy-sharp elbows and the stand-up skills to beat pretty much anyone he fights." [ Rumors And Rants] • Finding Fred-Ex: Kind of. But this is one of the most accurate imaginary conversations ever. [ Food Court Lunch]