Let's just call her "Erin Badonkadonk": Pam Oliver, Danyelle "WTF" Sargent, Sage Steele, Stephanie Ready, Lisa Salters, and Reischea Canidate have all been informally nominated. [You Been Blinded] • Dustin Destroya: "Pedroia may not have hit cleanup last night, but he was still a one-man wrecking crew. And with another multi-hit game, he raised his average to .327 overall and .688 (11-for-16) in his last four games." [Red Sox Monster] • Ricky Williams continues to evolve as a human being: "News from Dolphins camp today tells us that Ricky Williams has been attending night school to finish his undergrad degree. He’s focusing on pre-algebra and English first. Why? From the drummer’s mouth himself: “I’ve always been good with numbers.” Shine on, you crazy Dolphin." [SBB] • The curse of the Gillette razor: Tiger Woods, Roger Federer, and Thiery Henry have all suffered career setbacks since appearing in that weird shaving ad. [Meaningful Collateral]