Music You'll Be Humming For The Rest Of The Day

• Mmm... soda: What's more important: The Heisman or the Maxwell? That's like asking what rots my teeth faster: Dr. Pepper or RC? [ Sparty and Friends]

• Where do I sign?: Finally, a petition to stop all the petitions that have to do with LeBron James [ Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• I feel a draft: I didn't realize Joe Flacco was drafted. I thought he was born whole from the arm of Apollo himself. [ Angry T]

• Yale droolz: I know it's old, but just because it made me laugh. By the way, they won and this guy's virginity is safe. [ Harvard Hooligans, via SI]