Mutton But The Truth
I can think of no better way to end this week than with a photo of a bootless child being maimed by a haughtily superior sheep as a rodeo clown tries vainly to help. Unpack this metaphor as you will.
That's all for us today. Please save some of your frog-raining righteousness for our weekend crew: Weed Against Speed tomorrow, Barry Petchesky on Sunday. Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin.
Photo via the Kansas City Star
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