Mysterious, Gaseous Noise Invades The Buick Open

Unless CBS had a special microphone right next to his ass, it doesn't seem plausible that Woods could be the culprit. Yes, just a few seconds before blast-off, we see Woods loosening his hamstrings by kicking his legs up behind him, followed by the alleged fart, then a shot of he and caddy Steve Williams chuckling, but this is all circumstantial and hardly implicates Tiger.

If that strange splattery noise heard was, in fact, a purposeful release, it must have come from inside CBS' studio. If so, this is CBS's second brush with a noisy sphincter on-air in the same calendar year, which, to me, makes someone in the booth the prime suspect — not Tiger.

Tiger Woods Releases Some Gas On The Way To Buick Open Victory [TPS]