New England Patriots Helmet Tattoo Guy Auctioning Off Rest of Body

Not content with the awesomest tattoo ever, Victor Thompson will now sell off other places on his body to the highest bidder. He's even set up his own website, tattmetoo.com . For the low price of $200 per square inch, you can make it happen.

So you mean anything? Yep, according to The Laconia Citizen,"Thompson said he isn't going to use discretion no matter what business approaches him as long as it is a paying customer."

Should we start passing around the collection plate? This is going to end very well.

Body for Sale: Sort of: Man offers himself as a tattoo billboard [Citizen.com] Tattmetoo.com [Victor Thompson's personal site] Supermodels not included [Deadspin]