New York Giants Win Super Bowl XLVI On Weirdest Looking Touchdown Ever

Ahmad Bradshaw didn't so much score the game-winning touchdown as the Patriots allowed him to score it. With a little more than a minute and only one timeout left, the Patriots planned to let Ahmad Bradshaw stroll right into the end zone. Bradshaw, realizing the Patriots ploy just a tad too late, wound up losing the battle to his momentum and tumbled into the end zone. No harm, no foul. The Giants are your Super Bowl Champs. Watch » Also: Watch the violent ads » | Point and laugh at the Giants offensive linemen » | Watch the "Super Bowl Champion Patriots" ad » | Point and laugh at Rush Limbaugh » Watch MIA flip the world the bird »

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