NFL Update: Week 2 Third Quarter

• Bears 17, Panthers 13- Carolina rudely won't give up to the Neckbeard's superiority (17-23, 140 yards). Also: holding, Chicago. • Bills 10, Jaguars 16 - Maurice Jones-Drew scores a TD on a 74-yard drive for the Jaguars. • Giants 20, Rams 6 - Eli Manning: 17-26, 202 yds, 2 TDs, 86 commercials. Welcome to the Fantasy Manning Inversion caused by the Hadron Collider. • Colts 7, Vikings 15 - Adrian Peterson: 21 rushes, 131 yds. Ryan Longwell: 5 FGs. 'Nuff said. • Raiders 13, Chiefs 0 - Damon Huard is "nicked" and can't come back in. Tyler "Bobby" Thigpen is now... well, not doing anything for the Chiefs. Darren McFadden: 16 rushes for 135 yds and the only TD. • Packers 24, Lions 9 - Greg Jennings has 107 receiving yards and the will to win. Unfortunately, the box score only records receiving yards. • Titans 17, Bengals 7 - Carson Palmer is 13 for 20 and 110 yards. • Saints 24, Redskins 15 - Reggie Bush has rushing yards, receiving yards, and now a punt returned for a TD. But he's no Mario Williams.