NFL Week Four, Update #1

• Drew Bledsoe and Terry Glenn have hooked up for two touchdowns, sending the message to Terrell Owens, "You know, we'd be fine if you did kill yourself. Owens himself has caught 3 balls for 73 yards, though he did drop a pass in the endzone. Kim Etheridge ran immediately onto the field and claimed that it was all a misunderstanding, and then the refs demanded that Owens apologize. It's 14-3 Cowboys. Vince Young, if you're curious, is 7-of-11 for 74 yards, and officially has 2 carries for -11 yards, though he has made a couple of nice runs.

• The Chiefs are destroying the 49ers, 24-0, and Herman Edwards might want to encourage Trent Green to take his time coming back from his super-concussion. Alright, that's probably pushing it, but Damon Huard is 13-of-15 for 152 yards and 2 touchdowns. I haven't seen much of this game, but Antonio Bryant only has 1 catch 22 yards, so I can only assume he's acting like a real prick about it.

• The Jets are tied up with the Colts heading into the half, having held Peyton Manning to 6-of-10 passing for 77 yards and no touchdowns. Dominic Rhodes and Joseph Addai both have rushing TDs for the Colts. Jerricho Cotchery continues his ascension to the Pro Bowl, stiff arming the bejeezus out of some poor bastard on his way to a 33-yard TD catch.

• San Diego leads Baltimore 13-7 at the half, despite having outgained the Ravens 166-45. You can talk about Ray Lewis and Shawne Merriman if you want to, but Nate Kaeding would beat either of their asses: his two field goals are the difference.

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