Noggin Bonked By Errant First Pitch

An unfortunate fellow was bonked in the head by an errant first pitch before Sunday’s Braves-Cardinals game. This is especially delightful because first of all he works for the dreaded St. Louis Cardinals and therefore deserves this abuse, but also this same lad was famously scratched up by the vile Rally Cat.

I’m afraid this is just the price you pay for supporting the operations of the St. Louis Cardinals.