Now Here Is One Cool-Ass Tennis Move With Potential Dick-Punishing Consequences
Second-seeded Fabio Fognini defeated third-seeded and three-time defending champion Pablo Cuevas in the Brasil Open semifinals today in Sao Paolo, 6-4 6-2. But hell with the results: the real winner here is Cuevas, for pulling off this slick-ass move in the second set:
Some might say this brash move, late in the doomed second set of a straight-sets loss, is flauntingly careless. I say it rules, baby! Pretty sure if I tried that I’d be icing my dick and balls for the rest of the day. Here are some more comprehensive match highlights, if you’re interested:
Nicolás Jarry will face Horacio Zeballos in the other men’s semifinal Sunday.
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