Now It's Time For The Tiger Woods Scorned Poon Parade

Charles Pierce, the behatted nemesis of Bill Simmons, wrote a piece for Esquire.com about covering bachelor Tiger in '97 and the golfer's not-so-secret rep as " something of a hound." And Radaronline and USweekly foretell more road beef coming.

TMZ (of course) reports that US Weekly has a massive interview with a woman named Jamiee (the extra "e" is for "emotionally damaged") Grubbs, who claims she had a 31-month affair with Tiger, chock-full of texting, sexting and all sorts of other details that will most likely have Elin reaching for the irons again.

Congratulations, Rachel Uchitel. Your Google-trending will be overtaken by this Grubbs woman starting...now.