Now That Was Just Cruel

OK, we were nearly finished — halfway out the door to greet the remains of the day — when a final, fateful e-mail popped into view. We feel we have suffered enough today, what with the Johnny Weir topless photos, "The Pizzle's" French rap technique and unrelenting abuse from Nova Scotia residents. But now you readers have gone too far. For no apparent reason, you have sent us David Hasslehoff photos.

And not just any photos. Twelve shots from a David Hasslehoff calendar, in which he is engaged in many different sports. (June is particulalry disturbing). So, thank you, readers. We now sign off for the day, and we'll see you tomorrow. And Monday, and Tuesday, and so on. In other words, we will get you for this, if it takes us the rest of our life.