Now The Phillies Have Decided To Affect The Outcome Of Milwaukee's Sausage Races

"Before the top of the sixth began, [second baseman] Pete Orr forgot to look both ways when exiting the dugout and accidentally stepped in front of five racing sausages. He ducked between Polish and Italian but smacked into Hot Dog. The fans booed the sheepish Canadian, who smirked as an entire dugout burst into laughter." [ Philadelphia Inquirer]