Nyjer Morgan Got Caught Cheating On His Girlfriend, According To Nyjer Morgan's Twitter Account

We pretty much know as much as you do on this one. All we have to go on are the exclusive details that were posted in the free agent outfielder's timeline in the last half hour or so. Well, that and Morgan's avatar now appears to show him kissing the woman we assume to be his girlfriend, and his Twitter bio now reads, "This is dedicated to my x girlfriend that i cheated on and left in the streets this page was changed by me." Because who really needs to sit down with Oprah to make a public confession anymore?

The "nation" hereby expresses its disappointment, T-Plush. We now eagerly wait that moment when you tell us your Twitter was hacked.

Update (8:31 p.m.): "NEWS ALERT! ... AAAAHHHH!":

[ Twitter]