Of Ping Pong Balls And Dogfights

• A-Rod likes his balls. • Carl Monday remains unstoppable. • Clinton Portis likes it when dogs fight. • Dan Shanoff live blogged the draft lottery, and it was not a happy night for Celtics fans. • AJ Hawk will be more careful about wedding photographers in the future. • NBC switches from playoff overtime to prerace Preakness analysis. Nice. • Tyler Clippard's MySpace page. • Ch-ch-ch-ch-Cheney! • Port-a-john, hangin' 10. • ESPN, out there scoopin'! • The WNBA's revolutionary marketing plan. • Yakking about Hashmarks. • We briefly opined on Jason Giambi. • Elijah Dukes does not mince words.

That'll do it for us, kids: We hope you have yourself a pleasant Memorial Day weekend. The Mighty MJD will take you through Saturday and Sunday, and we'll be back with a Stanley Cup Playoffs preview on Monday. Otherwise, get outside, people: You could use some sun.