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This is not a drill: Red Sox infielder Brock Holt’s son has breached the pantry. Calling all units.

Thank you to Cespedes Family BBQ for bringing this video from Holt’s Instagram to our attention. Griffin wants that cereal, and nothing’s going to stop him.

The standoff was resolved peacefully, as authorities were able to negotiate the suspect down to a single popsicle.


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