OK, Just How Many Damn Fingers Does JPP Have Left?
We knew, from curiously leaked hospital records, that Giants DE Jason Pierre-Paul lost his right index finger after a July 4 fireworks accident. Pierre-Paul maintained that, other than the whole missing finger, he was fine; the Giants disagreed once they finally got to see it. Now comes a report that JPP’s hand is fucked up.
ESPN’s Dan Graziano reports that Pierre-Paul is missing a portion of his right thumb, and had a procedure earlier this month on his right middle finger.
One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.
Gross.
Anyway, it’s time to stop beating around the bush. How many fingers does JPP have left? Does have have any fingers left? Are we talking, like, a Simpsons hand? A Ninja Turtles hand? Jim Abbott? We want to see it. SHOW US THE STUMP.
[ ESPN.com]
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