OK, We'll Ask: What's Going On With Roger Federer's Magic Bulge?

At left, a screengrab of Roger Federer from today's French Open semifinal. At right, a wire photo from Federer's quarterfinal matchup on Tuesday. Exact same outfit: much more prominent frank and beans.

Federer's up 2 sets on Novak Djokovic as we speak. Feel free to tune in and I-Team this one if you want.

[h/t to package investigator Jason]