Olympic Sailing Called Off For Lack Of Wind

Today was to have been the medal race in the 470 class and a consolation race in the Elliott 6m, but the weather in Weymouth was just too darn nice to waste a day sailing. After waiting more than six hours for the wind to pick up, and failing to sacrifice a goat to Aeolus, racing was called off for the day. Rowers never have to worry about this. But then, sailors never have to worry about semi-boners.