Once Again, As Long As It's Not Crosspromoted With Bat Day

We wrote about this last year, but as long as they're having it, we're going to promote it. Get thee to Miller Park, ASAP, folks: It's free prostate exams at Miller Park day! Turn your head and cough for Dr. Bernie Brewer!

It's obviously for a good cause, and there's a tangible benefit for anyone who shows up: "The first 500 men to qualify and get screened will receive a voucher for two tickets to a future Milwaukee Brewers game." If you're in the area, you have to get there by 1 p.m. local time.

We're going to the Brewers-Cardinals series in less than two weeks, and our parents are coming to visit us. Now we know how Dad scored the tickets.

Free Screenings: Drive Against Prostate Cancer [My Fox Milwaukee]