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One of our lone, lovely female fans is making the most of all the new imaginary friends she's acquired since joining the Deadspin Facebook page. But she needs more options. Help her build a life.


At least she's trying. I find it amazing that out of more than 12,000 people she can't find another one of you people attractive enough to go and meet her out for dinner or drinks. Alexia shared some of the personal messages she's received from you. You should be more subtle:

Hey deadspin hottie

And, for the love of God, men, don't offer her cartoon baby goats or whatever it is Farmville users do.

Here is a Mystery Gift for your farm in FarmVille. This gift expires on August 5, 2010 so be sure to accept it fast! Could you help me by sending a gift back?

Just join. It'll make you richer and more attractive to strangers.

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