One Sign You Definitely Can't Bring In The Rink

There are about three or four funny things happening in this 30 second clip from a commercial break during a San Jose Sharks NHL game. Here's how we rank them.

• 1. That a woman would bring a sign to the game that says, "Roberto, I'm pregnant." • 2. That an usher would immediately make her take it down. • 3. That a broadcaster would think that usher looks like Ben Affleck, whose name reminds him of the insurance-shilling duck. • 4. That the broadcaster would think Jennifer Lopez's nickname is "J-Hi."

We dunno. This clip just made us laugh three different times in 30 seconds, and that's not easy to do.