Over There, Belichick Should Break Up LOTS Of Marriages

If you're a Patriots fan who just hasn't had every opportunity and vessel through which to express your undying devotion, worry not: You can now wear Tom Brady's jersey in Chinese.

Inspired by the Patriots' upcoming preseason game in China — an arrangement we're sure Bill Belichick is just tickled pink about — the Patriots' Web site is selling "Chinese Gear!", your normal Patriots jerseys and T-shirts with Chinese lettering on them. It's a clever idea, though we're pretty sure that somewhere, Willie McGinest is freaked out that one of those Chinese letters spells out "55."

The game will take place next August, against the Seahawks. We eagerly await the Chinese reaction to "Sweet Shaun Alexander," which will likely confirm that America is no longer the culture and media capital of the world.

Chinese Gear [NFL Pro Shop] Willie McGinest, Logic Monolith [Deadspin] Do Not Let This Song In Your Skull [Deadspin]