Packers Loss Sends Small Child Into Devastated Weeping Frenzy

Little man is legitimately upset here (and maybe a little sleepy), and with good reason. Green Bay's swift collapse yesterday was probably his first crushing sports loss, and he got a nice jersey on for the game and everything. His mom tries comforting him with a "we got next year," but next year is a long-ass time away when you've only been on this earth for six years!

And then, while little man is sitting here devastated, Michael Bennett has the temerity to find a motherfucking police bike to ride around on while celebrating in his face? Sports suck.