Page 3 Cell Destroyer Of The Day

In its neverending pursuit of Finding The Way Athletes REALLY are, ESPN's Page 3 asks C-List sports stars what their favorite television shows were. (Mercifully, none of them said "Teammates." We might have had to kill someone.) It's news you can use, people. Red Sox lefthander Mike Myers loved "M*A*S*H." Cubs "closer" Ryan Dempster digged "Night Court." Reporter Louise Cornetta definitely earns her salary by learning that Red Sox righthander Matt Clement's wife "really liked 'Friends.'" We cap it all off with Mel Kiper, Jr., who was really into "Dallas." You now have experience the Internet equivalent of spinning around in a circle on your lawn for an hour.

What TV show do you miss?