Page 3 Wakes Up And Publishes — Barely

Well, it's Friday, so that must mean it's time for Page 3's editors to remember that they're, in fact, editors and update their "page." To show they mean business, they actually post two stories today. (We know!)

Story One: Tennis Love Match Quiz. How well do you know your celebrity tennis hookups? (The appropriate way to answer that question, by the way, is by punching the dude who asked it in the face. But that's neither here nor there.) This doesn't quite count as a Page 3 story, since it's actually on the SportsNation site, but it's the signature Page 3 combination of weightless piffle, short word count and low man-hours-for-production that gives away a Page 3 story every time.

Story Two. Stupid questions? An interview that's embarassing to both questioner and questionee? Cutting interrogation like "Describe The Feeling?" Yep: This is definitely a Page 3 story. Danica Patrick sits uncomfortably in a chair and pretends that she doesn't remember her first kiss so the bad person with the microphone will just go away.

Tennis Love Match Quiz [ESPN SportsNation] My Firsts With Danica Patrick [ESPN Page 3]