Paul Bissonnette Wants To Be Evgeni Malkin's Teammate; Malkin Says Nyet

During the lockout, Paul Bissonnette is playing for the Cardiff Devils. Meanwhile, Evgeni Malkin ( Russia's most eligible bachelor!) is on the KHL's Metallurg Magnitogorsk, and presumably getting paid a lot more money. Biz Nasty texted Malkin to see if there was a job for him. Malkin replied in no uncertain terms that there was not.

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