Penn State Has Already Reached The Symbolic Burials Portion Of The Season

I’m all for football teams carrying out batshit rituals that are meant to exorcise bad vibes, but I feel like going to the Let’s Meaningfully Bury Some Shit well just one week into the season is a little much. Penn State would disagree:

Okay, but what happens if the team is still losing and playing like shit six weeks form now? Are they going to just... bury more tapes?

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