Perhaps She Has Chosen The Wrong Collegiate Extracurricular Activity

The M Zone takes a moment away from screaming at the heavens and cursing Allah to bring us this video, from the USC-UCLA game Saturday — way to step up, Trojans, by the way — and the famous Unable To Figure Out When Is, In Fact, The Correct Time To Cheer cheerleader. She has a tendency to strike during the most damaging Trojans losses, it appears; we fully expect to see this woman in straight-to-video movies, shot in the Valley, in which she shows up to jump and yell every time the hero's girlfriend dies or the villain unleashes one of his henchmen to terrorize a small, defenseless child. "Go Leatherface!"

And as always, the reactions of the other cheerleaders are the best part. "Gawd, Amber! Like, pay attention, jeez!"