Philip Rivers Would Rather You Not Have Sex

FanIQ digs up this amazing video of Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers testifying on the values of youth abstinence.

It's all about "building up momentum," kids. In this video, Rivers is promoting the San Diego Pacific Surge conference, which invites a bunch of teenagers to come together and not have sex. Man, we wish they would have these when we were young; great place to meet girls.

Patriots fans, as if you needed something else to razz Rivers about on Sunday ... here is a gift.

Well This Explains Why Philip Rivers Is A Jackass [FanIQ]