"Please, Sir, May I Have Another?!"

Ah, spring training. A time to work all the kinks out, ease one's self into the rigors of a long baseball season, iron out all the soft spots in your game. And for Red Sox prospect Jacoby Ellsbury, it's when you learn how to handle a thrown baseball hitting you in the head from two inches away. All told, kid, we think you handled it rather well. Better than we would have, anyway; we'd still be crying.

Bloopers From Florida [Red Sox Monster]