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Pokémon I Want To Eat, Ranked

Pokémon canon appears to ignore the very real issue of carnivory. Is there Pokémon husbandry? Which Pokémon are raised, or hunted, or caught and trapped as food? Can vegetarians eat Bulbasaur? Nintendo has dodged this issue too long. These are the Pokémon I think would be tastiest.

1. Tauros

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2. Snorlax


3. Kingler

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4. Farfetch’d, who carries his own garnish

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5. Exeggcute

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6. Oddish

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7. Chansey, served with its own egg

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8. Ponyta

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9. Psyduck

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10. Squirtle

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11. Seel

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12. Shellder

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13. Pidgeot

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14. Tangela

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15. Clefairy

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16. Bellsprout

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17. Omanyte

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151. Geodude

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