Pokémon I Want To Eat, Ranked
Pokémon canon appears to ignore the very real issue of carnivory. Is there Pokémon husbandry? Which Pokémon are raised, or hunted, or caught and trapped as food? Can vegetarians eat Bulbasaur? Nintendo has dodged this issue too long. These are the Pokémon I think would be tastiest.
1. Tauros
2. Snorlax
3. Kingler
4. Farfetch’d, who carries his own garnish
5. Exeggcute
6. Oddish
7. Chansey, served with its own egg
8. Ponyta
9. Psyduck
10. Squirtle
11. Seel
12. Shellder
13. Pidgeot
14. Tangela
15. Clefairy
16. Bellsprout
17. Omanyte
[...]
150. Getting hit by a Primeape
151. Geodude
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