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Pole Vaulter Nearly Makes Shish Kebab Of His Dick And Balls

At the IAAF Rabat Diamond League track meet in Morocco today, pole vaulter Timur Morgunov’s pole skewered the front of his shorts. His dangly bits narrowly and luckily remained intact.

Morgunov had to resort to slipping on spandex shorts over his ripped shorts.

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Honestly, it’s a miracle pole vaulters don’t impale themselves more often.

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Gah!

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