Police: Drunk Nebraska Fan Tried To Jump Over Taxi, Failed
The Madison police report beautifully sums up the early Saturday morning of 22-year-old Huskers fan Bryce Consbruck:
On arrival officers learned that Consbruck, (who was visiting Madison from Nebraska for today's football game) intentionally ran into traffic in an attempt to jump over a moving Union Taxi cab. Mr. Consbruck failed in his attempt, sustaining facial injuries in the process. Officers found Consbruck to be intoxicated and he was conveyed to a local hospital for treatment of minor injuries. After citing Consbruck for Sudden Pedestrian Movement, Consbruck gave the officers an expletive laden statement in which he hopes the "Huskers" defeat the Badgers and that he promises to "never try and jump over a moving car again".
The Huskers did not win.
Photo: AP
H/t to David
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