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Someone robbed the Keystone Federal Credit Union in Downingtown, Penn., this morning. He's described as 5'5", with a mustache, driving a tan sedan, and is 100 percent convinced that Nick Foles is the next Aaron Rodgers.

He is a slightly less conspicuous suspect than the dude with a Yankees tattoo on his forehead.


[ABC 6, via Busted Coverage]

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