Polls: You Love You Some Sheriff
This image was lost some time after publication. Well, the readers have spoken, and in yet another trouncing — we never have any close polls around here, which we suppose is our fault — your favorite Clinton Portis costume is Sheriff Gonna Getcha, with 38.1 percent of the vote. (We think it's the Led Zeppelin shirt; impossible to resist it.) Second place — and our pick — was Dr. I-Don't-Know with 25.6 percent; we like the pink, we think.
Dollah Bill, the most recent addition, is generally considered the biggest disappointment. Has Clinton slipped? We'll see what he comes up with in this week's press conference ... something Thanksgiving related, we hope. Perhaps he can go as stuffing? We'd like to see Portis' physical interpretation of stuffing.
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