Poor Chan Gailey Can't Even Get Respect From Closed Captioning
Chan Gailey made light of his under-the-radar status in the NFL's coaching mechanical horsey ride, but it appears the TV robot felt obligated to add a little more pizazz to the Bills' humdrum choice.
Now, I don't know what kind of information the robot has about Gailey's past or if it's just a blind supporter of the Rooney Rule, but it seems very irked by the choice. (Thanks to reader Steve for the screen grab and being deaf, I guess.)
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