Portis Now Getting Costume From Garage Sales

Just for the record, yesterday Redskins running back Clinton Portis wore a old leather football helmet, pigtails and Groucho Marx glasses. He called himself "Inspector Two Two." We have no idea what any of this means anymore. At this point, he's just cleaning out the neighbor's closet. In the final weeks, expect rabbit ears, a clown nose, maybe some of those redneck teeth you can buy at the gas station. Whatever works.

Clinton Portis Press Conference [Redskins.com]