Protect Your Jewels, Macaulay!

Our childhood obsession with Mike Tyson's Punch-Out is well documented, to be sure. But exactly how would we have been scarred if we had somehow stumbled onto this version? The mind reels.

Thanks to Mr. Irrelevant (via We Are The Postmen) for bringing to light this old but still quite amusing video game parody goodness (we especially like the boxing glove crotch grab). What would have been funnier, though, is Macaulay Culkin fighting Ted Danson, based on the film Getting Even With Dad.

Michael Jackson's Punch Out Takes Me Back [Mr. Irrelevant] Punched Out [The Black Table]