Pull The String! Pull The String!

This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl ... but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama!

The thing is, it's real. In actuality, Lobo would have to struggle with this problem every day.

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