Put That Coffee DOWN

As Sinead O'Connor once said: "Fight the real enemy." In this case, the World Anti-Doping Agency says that enemy is coffee. The agency head, the unfortunately named Dick Pound, says the agency is considering putting caffeine on the banned substances list. Apparently the Australian Institute of Sport says caffeine is "performance enhancing," which we can confirm, after a late night of drinking yesterday, is totally true. Jeez. Next thing you know, they're not gonna let you snort heroin anymore.

Caffeine Back In The Sporting Bad Books [Sydney Morning Herald]