R.I.P. Tour De France

If you're like us, you never really cared about the Tour de France anyway, but with all that has gone done with that race this year, we suspect that no one else from now on is gonna care either. Everybody's doping, the leader has been sent home by his own team, the guy who's in the lead now was just tied to drugs last year, tiny bombs are going off on the course ... it's probably just time to cancel this thing, send everybody home and rethink the whole sport. The French thought they were mad at Lance Armstrong? Look at the mess they have now. Take your leg razor and go home, boys.