Rammer Jammer, Hooker, Slammer

• Spencer Hall'd: "If you plan on being busted for solicitation, prostitution, or any other pay-for-play schemes involving someone's naughty bits and public decency laws, please remember to wear nothing but university-approved apparel from your favorite local collegiate sporting team." [ The Sporting Blog]

• First, light basketball on fire:l: And then kick it and see what happens. Go ahead. [ Fandome]

• Kyle Orton falls apart: The Neckbeard might be injured. Or he could just really suck. [ Fanhouse]

• Fantasy football rap song: Do you think the artist is white? [ KSK]

• Run, you're with me, buritto, /shits pants: How to eat a burrito. Discuss. [ Wunderkraut]