Rams Hire Steve Spagnuolo, Formerly D-Coor With NY Giants

Two things you should have known about now-former Giants defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo. First, to my knowledge, the man has never had sex with a donut.

The other, actually important thing was that he was the shiniest pony in the NFL's coaching carousel this year. Well, the music has finally stopped playing, and it looks like Spags is heading to the St. Louis Rams. The NFL Network cited Adam Schefter as reporting that Spagnuolo has signed a 4-year deal worth 11.5 (pinky to lip) MILLLLLION DOLLARS!

How many donuts can you buy with that kind of money? A lot.