Ray Lewis Went To A Small North Carolina College To Talk About Spirits, Thunder, Cards And Whatnot

Tipster Jon R. reports that Ray Lewis "made an impromptu visit to Elon University for their spring football game last week and gave a very powerful speech. ... The game was actually postponed due to thunderstorms." Story moral: God hates people who listen to Ray Lewis giving very powerful speeches.

In case you're wondering, yes, Elon University actually does have a football team. They're called the Phoenix and they play Vanderbilt, Appalachian State and — for homecoming — Chattanooga. They also lost 41-27 to Duke last year, which is nowhere near easy to do.