Real Men Don't Use "Hooks" Or "Sinkers"

We are not that easily impressed, but we couldn't help but stand and applaud upon learning that some guy caught a swordfish with his bare hands.

And here we were, having trouble getting the Swordfish DVD open.

He slowly approached a juvenile swordfish and wrestled it to the shoreline. After convincing his partner that they needed to spend a great deal of money to land swordfish, he proved his theory wrong by catching one with his bare hands. It has not been determined if the fish was sick, or had been recently caught. After a few photos, and some cuts and bruises on the man who caught the fish, the fish was released.

Not even Tebow could do that. You have to admit it, Shanoff.

Whoa There! Man Catches Swordfish With Bare Hands [Lion In Oil]